Damp Knight Comedy: Apocalypse Cow

Damp Knight Comedy: Apocalypse Cow

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TD15 1AJ

01289 330999

Damp Knight Comedy: Apocalypse Cow


I love the smell of improv in the evening! It’s 2019 and we can’t seem to get rid of them, so Damp Knight Comedy are back for a 7th time following 2 more sell-out shows.

Comprising mainly of their signature brand of insane improvised comedy, paired with filmed and live sketches debuted at this show, Damp Knight Comedy take elements of popular improv TV shows (such as Mock the Week, Fast and Loose & Whose Line Is It Anyway?), add a little Monty Python flavour and hit fast-forward for a night of unforgettable, high-octane comedy, entirely inspired by the audience’s suggestions.

Join the Damp Knights in their latest special at The Maltings; Apocalypse Cow as they invent and scramble their way through impossible situations, ridiculous games and even the odd inconceivable musical number all for your entertainment, knowing that they genuinely do not have a pre-approved script or storyline to fall back on. The steaks are high (yes, that is a pun based on the flying bovine on our poster), as improvised comedy this raw leads to unprecedented laughs, or so they tell us. Old Favourites such as Forward/Reverse and New Choice will be on offer as well as the ever growing arsenal of Damp Knight original creations.

It’s a night of hilarity for all who attend, or an opportunity to embarrass someone you mildly dislike by tricking them to coming to a comedy evening with you and volunteering them for audience participation! (Audience Participation not mandatory). “Have always really enjoyed Damp Knights shows - but last show seemed to be at a whole new Pythonesque level.

We brought friends who were newbies last night and they will be back. Thank you for a superb evening” - Euan Duthie. (The Da Vinci Toad, Feb 2018) “The Damp Knights deliver a good adult night out served with an ample portion of laugh-out-louds, seasoned with guffaws and finished with a liberal dollop of titters” - Jackie Kaines Lang, reviewer (The Da Vinci Toad, Feb 2018) “At least he’s not wearing a dress again” - Wendy Simpson, disappointed mother (Most days) Who Are Damp Knight Comedy?

Formed in 2015, creative comedy cronies ‘Damp Knight Comedy’ are a group of passionate funny peoples, performers and general ne’er-do-wells that know how to make audiences laugh but are too lazy to write a script. After many gigs round the North East and the South of Scotland, as well as several sell- out performances at The Maltings they are back with their quick wits, stage chemistry and lack of shame.

Damp Knight Comedy: Apocalypse Cow takes place at...
The Maltings Theatre & Cinema, Berwick-upon-Tweed (Entertainment)

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